Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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