absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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