she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
