therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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