it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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