Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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