You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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