I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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