i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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