Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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