No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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