i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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