eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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