do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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