I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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