I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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