Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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