I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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