If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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