There is no way he is gay with that hair.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
either way he was missing a nipple.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
