sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he quoted the bible to break up with me
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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