No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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