It's Friday. Sex?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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