She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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