I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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