I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We are two peas in an std pod
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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