Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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