Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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