Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
are you so shy because you have an std?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
