Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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