bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize