I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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