the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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