Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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