So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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