we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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