Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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