just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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