god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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