idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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