Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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