Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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