I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
