Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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