He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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