do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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