The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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