i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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