dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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