That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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