as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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