my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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