i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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