Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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