I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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