haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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