talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It's blow job season.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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