I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He shit in the fireplace
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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